"mid" wife?.....ha, ha......no such thing.

Fish men

star wolf

sucking and fucking and whacking and jacking and slurping and burping and squirting and hurting and leaking and freaking and cocking and rocking and pissing and missing and slamming and jamming and lusting and busting and honking and bonking and getting hit by a bus

popping my back isnt enough i need to be picked up and slammed against the wall like a wet trout

You know how when you use a bendy straw you pull the bendy part up before you bend it? I want someone to do that to my spine.

unshrimp me back please

Quick survey how old are you and do you care about your wedding like is it actually that serious for you

bwaaaah

“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far

I wasn’t socialized enough as a puppy

[ID: A tweet from Emily Gwen @/theemilygwen.

Did you know Disney sells lesbian flag pins? Bob Iger profits off the flag I designed for our community!

On another note, I can't afford to pay for my medication this month! Any help would be appreciated.

Donations: ko-fi.com/emilygwen

Store: emilygwen.threadless.com

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thank you for sharing everyone! just wanted to mention bc i keep seeing she/her in the notes, Emily Gwen’s pronouns are they/them btw x

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG